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Winnie the Pooh Went Into the Public Area, and Somebody Already Turned the Story Right into a Slasher Movie: Watch the Trailer for Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey

Deep within the Hundred Acre Wooden

The place Christopher Robin performs

You’ll discover the enchanted neighborhood

Of Christopher’s childhood days…

These sweetly sentimental lyrics had been penned not by A.A. Milne, creator of Winnie-The-Pooh however moderately the Academy-Award successful songwriting workforce of brothers Robert and Richard Sherman, who additionally penned the scores of Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and The Jungle E-book.

If you’re underneath the age of 60, likelihood is your idea of Pooh, Eeyore, Piglet, Kanga, Roo, Owl, Rabbit and Tigger is knowledgeable by Winnie the Pooh and Honey Tree, the 1966 Disney cartoon that launched a profitable franchise, not E.H. Shepherd’s charming illustrations for the 1926 ebook, Winnie the Pooh, which entered the general public area this yr.

Which means that Milne’s work will be freely reproduced or reworked, although Disney retains the copyright to their animated character designs.

Jennifer Jenkins, director of the Heart for the Examine of the Public Area at Duke College, instructed the Washington Publish that the majority of the inquiries she fielded within the lead as much as 2022’s public area titles turning into out there needed to do with Winnie the Pooh:

I can’t recover from how persons are freaking out about Winnie-the-Pooh in a great way. Everybody has a really particular story of the primary time they learn it or their dad and mom gave them a doll or they [have] tales about their children…It’s the Ted Lasso impact.We want a window right into a world the place folks or animals behave with decency to 1 one other.”


Judging by the trailer for his or her upcoming dwell motion, low price range characteristic, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Jagged Edge, a London-based horror manufacturing firm, isn’t a lot fascinated about Ted Lasso good vibes, although they do handle to remain inside the limits of the legislation, equipping a black clad Piglet with threatening tusks, and dressing the titular “foolish outdated bear” in a crimson shirt that doesn’t precisely scream Tummy Tune.

Extra like Texas Chainsaw Bloodbath.

Producer-Director Rhys Frake-Waterfield whose as-yet-unreleased credit embrace Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare and Spiders on a Airplane instructed Selection that “we did as a lot as we may to verify [the film] was solely primarily based on the 1926 model:”

If you see the quilt for this and also you see the trailers and the stills and all that, there’s no approach anybody goes to assume it is a youngster’s model of it.

Right here’s hoping he’s proper.

The trailer traffics freely in slasher flick tropes:

A bikini clad younger lady enjoyable, obliviously, in a scorching tub.

A handheld digicam monitoring a determined, and possibly doomed, escape try via the woods.

Unnerving warnings written in blood (or probably honey?)

The infantile scrawl on the signal demarcating the 100 Acre Wooden is each trustworthy to the unique, and unmistakably sinister.

Equally disturbing is the lettering on Eeyore’s do-it-yourself grave marker. (SPOILER: as per Selection, a ravenous Pooh and Piglet ate him…and apparently discarded a human cranium close by.)

The “enchanted neighborhood of Christopher’s childhood days” has gone decidedly downhill.

Director Frake-Waterfield paints Pooh and Piglet as the first villains, however certainly the college-bound Christopher Robin deserves among the blame for abandoning his outdated mates.

Alternatively, when a college-bound Andy tossed his beloved childhood playthings in a giveaway field at the start of Toy Story 3, Buzz and Woody didn’t go on a murderous rampage.

As Frake-Waterfield described Pooh and Piglet’s devolution to HuffPost:

As a result of they’ve needed to fend for themselves a lot, they’ve basically turn into feral. So that they’ve gone again to their animal roots. They’re not tame: they’re like a vicious bear and pig who need to go round and try to discover prey.

An interview with Dread Central provides a graphic style of the violent mayhem they inflict, whilst Christopher Robin, as clueless as a bikini clad harmless in a scorching tub, bleats, “We was mates, why are you doing this!?”

Unsurprisingly, the movie’s tagline is “This Ain’t No Bedtime Story.”

View manufacturing pictures, for those who dare, right here.

Ayun Halliday is the Chief Primatologist of the East Village Inky zine and writer, most not too long ago, of Artistic, Not Well-known: The Small Potato Manifesto Her allegiance has lengthy been with the 1926 model. Comply with her @AyunHalliday.

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